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Girl: So how’s married life?
Guy: It’s crazy, she wants sex all the time!
Girl laughs.
Guy: I’m serious! Yesterday I had to tell her ‘No, I got other stuff to do’.
Girl: That’s pathetic.

Ok, what is wrong with this situation? Or should I say, what is wrong with this guy?

1. He clearly has no respect for his wife to be talking about her intimate desires to his friend.

2. Saying what he said proves his childishness, and hence not mature enough to be married.

3. He was most likely thinking he was ‘cool’ to boast about his sexual activeness.

4. He was discussing this with more than 10 people in a quiet room… um?!

5. I hope his wife knows who she married.

We don’t know how our partner is when we’re not around. Some guys become immature (on purpose) because they think it’s more fun to be that way among friends. It may be true for girls as well. However, there is a limit, and this fellow surely crossed it.

A real man is one who is mature, despite of whether his partner is present or not. The rest still need to grow up. And ladies, what shall we do in the meantime? Well, we could wait for our boys to become men… or, we could go out to find the ones who already are.

Take your pick.

Italians are not only passionate lovers; they are passionate about their calcio as well.

Every year for about nine months, Italy, like almost every other country in the world, has a soccer league which consists of 20 teams. Italian fans, however, are very different from fans all over the world.

Look at how the stadiums are built (shown below), for instance. In England, supporters are able to sit EXTREMELY close to the pitch and still be civilized. Italian stadiums, on the other hand, were built to keep supporters behind bars and fences (and even these don’t stop them from acting like animals).

There have been numerous amounts of deaths, riots, and violence from supporters towards the players during soccer matches. Increased security hasn’t made much difference.

For Italy, soccer is not just a sport. Instead, it is a powerful combination of money, politics and deep rivalries between cities that often turn violent.

Despite all of this, Italian soccer is still worth following. You’d see more drama than what you see on HBO.

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I came across an article called ‘100 Things You Need to Know About Guys’ in Cosmopolitan’s November issue. I’ve selected 10 best ones for you ladies. You think you know them? Did you know that…

1. Of the dudes who keep their ex’s number, 1 in 5 say it’s for potential booty calls.

2. If a guy’s ring finger is longer than his second finger, it means he has high testosterone levels…and is more likely to have a higher sex drive than a dude with same-length digits.

3. More than half of men change their sheets before a first date. Hey, they’re optimists.

4. Most guys say it’s more important that a girl has a pretty face than that she has a hot body.

5. Forty-three percent Google you before you go on a date. (LOL)

6. Most dudes say they plan to get married between the ages of 26 - 30. Stats bear that out - the average age for them to marry is 27.1.

7. Thirty-two percent of dudes say they’ve cheated on a woman. But the number could be higher, since a third of them don’t consider kissing someone cheating.

8. Only 13 percent of men describe their sex life in detail to their buddies.

9. Even if it’s not exactly true, murmur during sex that he has the biggest penis you’ve ever seen and he’ll glow for days. If he’s on the small side and that’s not plausible, get the same ego-stroking effects by moaning loudly.

10. Over half the single men out there believe in love at first site.

Someone once told me, “In life, we want to belong in the most prestige group with the least amount of people, while online, we want to join groups with large amounts of people”.

True, isn’t it?

Out of about 6 billion people in the world, only a few million own a Ferrari. Wouldn’t you want to be one of those ‘few’ people?
It is the completely the opposite when you’re online - why use ‘Tagged’ when there’s MySpace?; why join groups called “Addicted to Coffee” that has 25,000 users instead of “Coffee Addicts”, which as 500? WHY?!

This statement is true and I can come up with many examples, but I don’t have a single explanation. All I can say is the person who said this is indeed very wise!

Got a terrible roommate? Can’t find a way to tell them you can’t stand them? No worries - here are 10 hilarious ways to really drive your roommate away!

1. Set your roommate’s bed on fire. Apologize and explain that you’ve been cold lately.

2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate’s head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors by your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.

3. Every time you wake up, start yelling, “Help! Where the hell am I?!?”, then run around the room for a few minutes. Then go back to bed. If your roommate asks, say you don’t know what he/she is talking about.

4. Draw a tiny, black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, it’s spreading.”

5. Hang up pictures of chickens all over the room. If your roommate eats eggs, yell at him/her and call him/her a cannibal.

6. If your roommate comes home after midnight, hit him/her on the head with a rolling pin. Immediately go to bed, muttering, “Ungrateful little…”

7. Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

8. Make a sandwich. Don’t eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, “Hey, where is my sandwich!?” Complain loudly that you are hungry.

9. When your roommate comes in, pretend that you are on the phone, screaming angrily and shouting obscenities. After you hang up, say, “That was your mom. She said she’d call back.”

10. Buy a telescope. Sit on your bed and look across the room at your roommate through the telescope. When you’re not using the telescope, act like your roommate is too far away for you to see.

Have fun!!!

Now, I don’t live in the U.S and I don’t follow baseball… BUT I do know that…

So WOOHOO for the team and their supporters!

The Boston Red Sox won their second World Series in four years Sunday, edging the Colorado Rockies, 4-3, in Game 4 at Coors Field in Denver. According to the New York Times, “They are the first team to win multiple championships since 2000, and with a deep payroll and a stable of talented young pitchers, they may be poised for more.”

So if you’re a RED SOX fan, add your enthusiastic comment here!

We all want to live a long and healthy life don’t we? The easy way for that is to watch what you eat. Sure, we all enjoy (and need) junk food once in a while. But apart from that, here are the top ten foods that you should be looking for when you go grocery shopping.

1. Apples - Yes, we all know the saying “One apple a day keeps the doctor away”. Apples lower cholesterol and glucose levels, and they’re a great source of Vitamin C.

2. Almonds - You won’t believe how many nutrients there are in this nut! Calcium, fiber, vitamin E, iron, etc.

3. Broccoli - Its nutrients may help prevent diabetes, heart disease and some cancers. So cook them well and enjoy!

4. Blueberries - They look cute AND they’re healthy! Blueberries are good for improving short-term memory. Have trouble with memorization? You should consider eating this delicious fruit.

5. Red beans - Yes, they make you fart BUT it’s also a protein so eat them and cover your noses!

6. Salmon - Extremely good for the heart, low in saturated fat and cholesterol.

7. Spinach - It’s no joke that Popeye becomes stronger after he takes his spinach dose. It actually boosts your immune system and help prevent certain types of cancer.

8. Sweet Potatoes - They’re sweet. Good source for fiber and vitamin C.

9. Vegetable Juice - This sounds very disgusting but it’s a good way to include many types of veggies into your diet.

10. Wheat Germ - Why is it call a germ if it’s healthy? It’s basically the germ at the center of the wheat seed. It’s filled with nutrients, and the way to eat it is put it in your cereal, muffins and pancakes.

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With well over 100 million users, MySpace.com accounts for 4.92% of all Internet visits! What can I say except, “Well done, Tom!”

There is, however, a battle between the two most popular social networking sites - MySpace and Facebook. The amount of Facebook users is constantly rising, aiming to reach MySpace’s high standards. Ironic, actually, to use to the terms “high standard”. Because according to TIME, “Facebook users tend to be more affluent, with its users skewing towards households earning over $60,000 per year, while MySpace users skew toward lower income levels, with 12% more of its users earning under $60,000 per year”.

Will Facebook ever surpass MySpace’s popularity? We’ll have to wait and see.

Although I must say, I don’t know how MySpace does it. We constantly get error pages while trying to access our friends’ profiles or do anything with ours, we have to type it those security numbers and letters TOO MANY times, and the homepage is just a mess!
Yet, millions of people are addicted to it, and have the PATIENCE to deal with it.

Is it just because we can edit our profiles and play with the layout? If that’s all it takes, then boy are we glad to offer a MySpace editing website!

A few days ago the TV Links website got shut down [read previous post for more detail]. Today, OiNK.cd, a music sharing website with over 180,000 members, was raided and the 24-year-old owner got arrested. If you go into their website now, you will notice that it says:

This site has been closed as a result of a criminal investigation by IFPI, BPI,
Cleveland Police and the Fiscal Investigation Unit of the Dutch Police (FIOD ECD) into
suspected illegal music distribution.

A criminal investigation continues into the identities and activities of the site’s
users

Now that’s scary isn’t it? If you were one of the members of OiNK, well, it’s too late to do anything about it now! It is still unknown what the penalty would be put on the users. Although losing a site like OiNK is penalty enough.

Were you a member on OiNK? What’s your take on this?