Summer Oh Seven!
It’s the last day of August, meaning summer vacation is officially coming to an end. Summer vacation is spent differently for everyone. Some people spend their days at the beach, some are out partying every night, some go to the mountains to get away from the heat. It’s a time when you’re free from many responsibilities and a time when you can get a little out of hand…

I’m Majoring In…
You can tell a lot about what a person chooses to study. My major is Communications (Marketing/Advertising) and I’m minoring in Psychology. Wouldn’t you like to know what’s the most ‘popular’ college major?

I Love You in Many Different Languages
♥Filipino - Mahal Kita♥
♥Polish - Ja Kocham Ciebie♥
♥French - Je T’aime♥
♥Hindu - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte Hae♥
♥Czech - Miluji Te♥
♥Slovakian - Lu’Bim Ta♥
♥Italian - Ti Amo♥
♥Ukrainian - Ya Tebe Kahayu♥
♥German - Ish Libe Dish♥
♥Chinese - Wo Ai Ni♥
♥Greek - S’agapo♥
♥Hawaian - Aloha Wau Ia Oi♥
♥Lithuianian - Tav Myliu♥
♥Korean - Sa Rang Hae Yo♥
♥Japanese - Ai Shi Te Ru♥
♥Romanian - Te Ubsec♥
♥Bosnian - Volim Te♥
♥Albanian - Te Dua♥
♥Spanish - Te Amo♥
There isn’t “I Love You” in your language? Add it in the comments, and we’ll put it up here!
Updates:
Thai - Khum Ruk Kun
Owen Wilson is Suicidal!?!
We sort of got used to the whole ‘depressed’ female celebrities situation (Paris Hilton’s jail time, Britney Spears’ insanity, Lindsay Lohan’s rehab), that when it happens to a male, it strangely takes us by surprise.
Owen Wilson (the cuter Wilson brother) was taken to a hospital in Santa Monica, California, on Sunday, reportedly after attempting suicide. The National Enquirer and Star magazine said the star of “Wedding Crashers” and “Starsky & Hutch” had cut his left wrist and taken an undetermined amount of pills.
Why? We have no idea… Do you?!

Dear MySpace…
Dear MySpace,
This is like a letter to Santa, but instead, we’re going to tell you how you are “naughty” and “nice”. There are some common thoughts that your users share about how they would want to change MySpace, making it a better and easier place. Firstly, we are very annoyed with the errors that constantly come up when we’re trying to load a page. Maybe it’s because you have a cheap server that can’t ‘accommodate’ that many users, we don’t know. We just don’t want to get those errors anymore! Also, what’s the deal about the random letters that we have to type in each time we edit something? Are you trying to annoy us and make us edit our page less? Come on! Oh yes, and there are so much spamming going on with the comments. Can’t you find a way to control that?! Yes, MySpace is becoming VERY annoying…
And yet, we still love it…
This site, despite of its setbacks, is still useful and fun. It’s one of the few ways in which we can keep in touch with our friends, see their photos and look at how much they’ve changed. We can put our favorite song(s) and create a profile according to our taste. It makes us believe that we know some HTML language by copying and pasting the codes in our profiles.
MySpace, you’ve touched the lives of all your users - in good and bad ways. We know you’re not perfect, and we know you can’t be. But just listen to what we have to say and try to make MySpace OUR place!
Sincerely,
MWS Crew & Users
P.S. Tom, we’re counting on you!

Icons Collage - Suggestions?
We are aware that some of you are still facing problems when generating the Icons Collage.
The solutions are:
1. Avoid using animated icons. The collage tends to not generate with those.
and
2. Avoid making the collage so big (such as 5×5).
However, without considering these errors, what are your suggestions for placing more options the Icons Collage Generator? Our site is the only site with this generator, so we definitely don’t want to disappoint you!

MySpace Icons
How would you change MySpace?
Nothing is perfect - not even one of the most popular social networking sites on the Internet: MySpace. There are many ways in which we’d want to change it. How would you want MySpace to be? How would you change it?
As for me..
1. There are too many things to edit in each profile, they should’ve just kept it simple and not let people go through millions of codes and generators to make their page look ‘nice’. In fact, I believe in the concept “less is more”.
2. There are too many weirdos sending add requests! Agh pedophiles… But I guess that’s not really MySpace’s fault.
3. The random letters that we must put in each time we edit our page. Yes, I get it that it’s for security reasons…but come on! They should let us do that once in while, not every single time we change one damn thing!
4. After you’ve signed in, there’s the ‘Last Login’ information on the right. What if I logged into my boyfriend’s account and I don’t want him to know? MySpace will let him know anyway! They should seriously remove that information - no one needs to know that!
5. Everyone should use MyWackoSpace.com to edit their page. Why? Because it simply is the best MySpace editing site there is!

MySpace Graphics
Types of Peeing
Yes, you read the title correctly. Here a hilarious list of how to label a man by the way he pees!
Pants are twisted, cannot find hole, rips pants in anger.
Sociable Type
Joins pals for a piss whether he wants one or not.
Timid Type
Cannot piss if anyone is watching, pretends he has been and sneaks back later.
Noisy Type
Whistles loudly, peeps over partition to have a look at the other fellow’s tool.
Indifferent Type
All urinals being occupied, uses sink.
Clever Type
Pisses without holding tool, shows off by adjusting tie at the same time.
Vain Type
Undoes 5 buttons when 2 will do.
Absent-Minded Type
Opens jacket, takes out tie, pisses in pants.
Worried Type
Is not quite sure what he has been up to lately, makes a furtive but close inspection of tool while pissing.
Disgruntled Type
Stands for a while, grunts, farts, tries to piss, fails, farts again and walks out
muttering.
Sneaky Type
Drops silent farts while pissing and looks at the bloke next to him.
Sloppy Type
Pisses on shoe, walks out with flies undone, adjusts himself ten minutes later.
Learned Type
Reads a book or newspaper while pissing.
Childish Type
Watches bubbles at bottom of the urinal while pissing.
Strong Type
Bangs tool on side of urinal to remove drops.
Drunken Type
Pulls out tool, sees two, puts one away, and pisses in trousers.
Embarrassed Type
Covers tool with both hands and pisses through fingers.
Cock-Eyed Type
Stands in one cubical and pisses in next one.
Did you think there was just ONE type of peeing?!
[Source]
MySpace
For me, it’s definitely the random letters you have to type in after every single time you change something in your profile! AGH!
What about for you?

More “Which is Worse?”!
Licking 500 payphones OR Licking a toilet rim at a gas station?
Ironing your shirt while still in it OR Having a bird fall out of the sky and hit you on the head?
Having your boyfriend tell you that he cheats on you OR Having yourself figured that he cheats on you?
Being dirty and having clean clothes OR Being clean and having dirty clothes?
Discovering we are alone in the universe OR Discovering we are not alone?
Farting in a public bathroom that amplfiles the sound OR Farting in a public bathroom that amplflies the smell?
Telling someone you like them and they humiliate you OR Not telling them but not never knowing if they felt the same way?
Comment your answers!
