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9 Statements Women Use

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: It is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome.
8. Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying F#!K YOU!
9. Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “What’s wrong?” For the woman’s response refer to #3.

How true are these? I’m a woman, and I admit, they are VERY true.

This is so neat! Not only can you have a MySpace profile, but you can make one for your dog as well! What’s the point? Well, MySpace is a community of people, while MyDogSpace as it’s called is a community of, well, dogs. With this, you can post pictures of your pet and make him/her have other dog friends as well! Who knows, you might be able to find your dog’s soul mate with this site!

Just like in MySpace, this site contains blogs and forums for your dogs to bark away! I won’t tell you every single detail about the site, I’ll leave it to you to explore. But I highly recommend it for all the dog lovers out there. As for the cat lovers, I’m sure MyCatSpace will be coming along soon

Woof!

#1 A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb.” “Well put,” the judge replied. “Using your logic, I sentence the defendant’s arm to one year’s imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses.” The defendant smiled. With his lawyer’s assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.

#2 A man was arrested for stealing a car. When he was taken to court for his arraignment the judge asked, how do you plead? Instead of saying guilty or not guilty the man said: “Before we go any further, judge, let me explain why I stole the car.” The judge ruled in record time.

#3 A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, “Nobody move!” When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him.

#4 Indiana: A man walked up to a cashier at a grocery store and demanded all the money in the register. When the cashier handed him the loot, he fled–leaving his wallet on the counter.

#5 Medford, Oregon: A 27-year-old jobless man with an MBA blamed his college degree for his murder of three people. “There are too many business grads out there,” he said. “If I had chosen another field, all this may not have happened…”

Soooo true isn’t it?

A couple of days ago, a hacker named Gabriel (who said that the request came from the Pope) revealed that he has proof of Harry Potter’s ending…If you would like to know, then keep reading! If you don’t, goodbye!

In his website, he writes:
“Dear my brothers,

Voldemort killed Hermione. Yes, that’s true. And we knew that 2 days ago.

This is the end of the not yet published (someone could call that 0day) book

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows .

At the end of the story Hagrid was killed by Snape in the attempt of ambush Hermione and Ron.
Ron and Hermione flees in privet drive but Voldermort, surprising them, engaged a magical duel with Ron and Hermione.

Voldemort attacked trough the imperius curse and Hermione, to protect the life of Ron fight hardly for more than 6 pages and then finally die.
(boring, very boring… it’s always the same story!)

Then, to make a long story short, Harry came up, killed all the bad guys and Hogwarts against became a good place to stay and have fun.

Ah, i missed one important information about Draco Malfoy, he started to create Horcrux (for fun and profit!).
The end. ”

So to those who read this, was this the ending you hypothesized?!

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Did you think that Italians are the same as the rest of Europe? You are very wrong! Watch this hilarious (and very true) video to see for yourself!

No dates can go smoothly, and maybe that’s why it’s so fun! If it weren’t for bad dates we wouldn’t have so many embarrassing stories to tell. Share yours and laugh along at other people’s experiences!

Story #1
When i was 20 i met this guy who told me he was 18. i totally fell in love with him. about 2 months later i was talking to his mom, who, by the way he had told that i was 15 (not exactly sure why she believed him) anyway, i found out that he was only 14 years old… a very developed 14 year old. that was the most devastating thing that has ever happened to me. needless to say i broke all contact and i’m pretty sure his “mommy” grounded him for the remainder of his adolescence.

What’s your story?

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